Anyone who knows me knows that my sex toy collection is bordering on unmanageable. If it’s beautifully shaped and can be pushed into an orifice or can be used to pleasure, restrain or torture someone, then I have to have it. Preferably in all different colors and sizes available. My name is Morpheous, and I am a sex toy addict.

It’s good news for me, then, that HustlerHollywood.com now has an online store. In fact, it’s downright dangerous, and I’m sure my bank manager isn’t going to be too happy about it.

But before the men in the suits bring us down, let’s take another look at this awesome new online store. In fact, grab yourself a coffee and let me take you through my favorite kinky sex toys for 2016 – and how to use them!

 

Sex & Mischief Bondage Tape

ss10010-sportsheets-sex-mischief-bondage-tape-2It’s pretty, it’s sexy, it sticks to itself without covering you in adhesive – bondage tape is a classic, and its so easy to use that you’re going to love this stuff no matter how much kink experience you have. This tape is especially good for beginners as it can easily be cut through with regular scissors, and therefore allows you to stay safe when you’re restraining someone for the very first time. You can also travel with it a lot more easily than you can travel with an entire nylon rope set or a set of iron leg-spreader bars. In addition to its ease of use, there’s something about tape that allows for rope playing in a way that rope and other restraint methods just don’t; perhaps it’s the way that you can pretend you’re a petty criminal being bound up in duct tape by some rough-handed street cop with a take-no-prisoners attitude towards keeping his neighborhood safe.  Oh god, did it just get hot in here?

 

Fetish Fantasy Extreme Silicone Breathable Ball Gag

pd3697-00-fetish-fantasy-extreme-silicone-breathable-ball-gag-small-3There really is nothing like a ball gag. Your submissive might already be trussed up in coils of rope or layers or tape or even tons and tons of Saran Wrap, but there’s always that little something missing until they have a ball gag in their mouth. It’s the cherry on top of an already incredibly sexy cake. However, it’s decidedly unsexy when your play partners can’t breathe, and for the newer kinkster, ball gags can pose something of a problem in this department. Until you get used to it, try this breathable ball gag, which has air holes built in to allow easy breathing – as well as talking. Is your submissive a sassy little thing who talks back? Give him this and he’ll be able to keep on with the backchat – giving you another excuse to punish him further!

 

Magic Wand Original 

MAGIC-WAND-ORIGINALNo kink toy box is complete without the Hitachi Magic Wand, as it used to be known. Newly-christened the Magic Wand Original, this 12-inch “personal massager” is the king, queen and crown price of vibrators, and is absolutely perfect for bringing your submissive to the brink of screaming ecstasy when she is bound up on a St. Andrew’s Cross begging you not to stop. It’s the sort of toy that never fails to disappoint, which means that you can get to work on those forced orgasms and your slave training without worrying about it losing its mojo half way through.

 

 

Fun Factory Flexi Felix Anal Beads 

FLEXI-FELIX-ANAL-BEADSIf you and your partner(s) want to explore a little bum play but don’t like the look or feel of giant pointy butt plugs or unyielding anal beads, then this little guy is going to be your best friend. I mean, who could be intimidated by that cute face? With his super safe silicon (to be used only with water-based lube) and soft material, Felix is going to find his way into a willing bottom in no time at all. Once you’ve made his acquaintance, why not try running him under cold water before playing with him, to give your partner an extra little sensation play? Just remember: lube, lube, and even more lube!

 

 

 

About The Author

Lord Morpheous

Morpheous (Hons B.A., B.Ed) is a sex educator/author, photographer and kink consultant based in Toronto, Canada. His work is archived at the Sexual Representation Collection at the Bonham Centre for Sexual Diversity Studies at the University of Toronto, The Leather Archives of Chicago and the National Archives of Canada. He travels and presents across the Americas, Europe and Asia doing outreach to both academic and kink aware safer sex organizations.He is also the host of the world's largest single night public erotic Japanese Rope Bondage event during Nuit Blanche every year in Toronto, Canada.