Strap On Advice: What Can You Do With a Dildo?

We all love vaginas. And fingers. And tongues. And fists. And toys. And pervertables. And literally anything else that can go on, in, or around us. But sometimes, just sometimes, nothing will do but a cock. For those who don’t have their very own growing out of their bodies, there is a sure-fire alternative: The glorious strap on. Read on for the best strap on advice from a pro!

Gone are the days when a fake cock was all uncomfortable harnessing and solid members. These days, you can get harnesses that hug your curves, tingle your tingly bits and pinch you just where you like to be pinched. If a harness isn’t for you, you can even get full Moulin Rouge-sexy underwear with a cheeky hole for a cock to go through.

And when it comes to the shafts… well. It’s enough to leave even the most comfortable of cock-owners feeling a little inadequate.

From realistic-feeling phalluses to tie-dye unicorn dicks, the industry caters to whatever niche desire you have. If you want it in you, they make it. And they’ll strap it too you however you want.
Despite the growth of the range and type of strap-ons available, they’re still seen as a toy aimed towards same-sex female partners—and that means that a lot of other people are missing out on a hell of a lot of fun.

There are many reasons for a person to use a strap on—even if they have a penis of their own. Some men consider their own members a touch small, and prefer to use a larger hollow strap-on to pleasure their partners. Some may experience erectile dysfunction and keep a dildo on hand for when they can’t perform. Other men are into chastity or humiliation play, and like the feeling of having to give up using their own in favor of a superior strap-on cock.

With that in mind, here are my top five things to do with a strap on:

1. Double Penetration.

Some strap-ons are specifically designed for this, with a hole beneath the shaft for a guy’s penis to go through. Even if your harness isn’t, however, you can most likely put it on in such a way that your partner has two delicious dicks to play with. Bend them over, grab the lube and give them an experience to remember.

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2. Double Dildo Penetration

Any regular strap on can be turned into a double penetrator with the addition of a specially-designed double penetration dildo. These usually sit just underneath the first dildo. Some vibrate while others don’t, but if you really want to pleasure your partner, you’ll get the silicone beaded ones. A joy in your ass.

 

3. Chastity Play

Has your play thing been a bad little boy? Has he spilled a little too much of Mistress’s drink? Then strap his filthy phallus up in a chastity cage and make him please his Mistress with a cock that’s not his own. He’ll be howling in humiliation as you erupt all over a dildo while his own dick is locked away. How deliciously cruel.

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4. Pegging

Men, if you’ve never bent over in front of your loved one, you don’t know what you’re missing. You have not lived until you’ve had a woman take you from behind. Whether she’s stroking you tenderly or going full alpha-female, you’ll soon be addicted. If you’ll pardon the pun.

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5. Genderqueering

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Once you’ve got used to the feel of having a cock of your very own, you might find yourself wanting to wear it outside of your play time. And why not? Whether you’re outside of the prescribed (and outdated) gender binary or not, taking your partner out to dinner and feeling the stiffness of your strap on under your clothes can be hot as hell—and can make your partner dripping with anticipation of what might happen later. Try it at least once.

The strap on: The user-friendly cock that everyone should try. But don’t take my word for it; get one of your own. You won’t look back.

 

 

About The Author

Lord Morpheous

Morpheous (Hons B.A., B.Ed) is a sex educator/author, photographer and kink consultant based in Toronto, Canada. His work is archived at the Sexual Representation Collection at the Bonham Centre for Sexual Diversity Studies at the University of Toronto, The Leather Archives of Chicago and the National Archives of Canada. He travels and presents across the Americas, Europe and Asia doing outreach to both academic and kink aware safer sex organizations.He is also the host of the world's largest single night public erotic Japanese Rope Bondage event during Nuit Blanche every year in Toronto, Canada.

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