My Night With “The Womanizer”

When you think of a womanizer, what comes to mind? Probably some cold-hearted Casanova from your past who dates around, sleeps around and leaves your heart just as empty as your bed. The first time I heard whispers about The Womanizer and the amazing orgasms it provided, I thought “Here we go again. Another jerk who is great in bed and even better at disappearing. Thanks, but no thanks.”

Imagine my surprise when the pleasure-provider in question was not a man at all, but an innovative, German-engineered clitoral stimulator. This Womanizer is USB rechargeable, made of body-safe silicone and promises an entirely new masturbatory experience. It won’t break your heart or suck out your soul. It will suck your clitoris, but we’ll get to that later!

One of the first things you notice on the Womanizer box is the decree “100% Lust & Gutes Gefuhl” (roughly translated: “100% lust & good feelings”). Now I’ve yet to see a vibrator with a 100% pleasure guarantee, which made me skeptical. I mean, if a company can guarantee orgasms, why wouldn’t every woman buy this product? And if it really works, would any woman leave her house again? Is this the beginning of the end? I couldn’t wait to find out for myself!

Why The Womanizer Is In a League of Its Own

This is not your run-of-the-mill vibrator. In fact, it really isn’t a vibrator at all. The Womanizer is all about unique indirect clitoral stimulation. And by unique, I mean the exact kind of clitoral stimulation that many women require (and desire) to achieve orgasm, because the Womanizer doesn’t actually have contact with your clitoris.

Huh? You’re thinking. No contact? Let me explain. Many women are sensitive to direct stimulation, especially in those early stages of getting down to business, which is why I advise men to not go directly for the clitoris until their partner has had time to warm up.

Instead of providing direct stimulation to the clitoris, as most vibrators tend to do, the Womanizer has a sucking tip that places as much or as little pressure on your love button as you desire. It has five different intensity settings, letting you control the amount of suction for a perfectly personalized experience.

The Womanizer Sex Toy

$159.99

Get Ready to be Womanized

Unlike other sex toys you may have encountered, the Womanizer is truly effortless. You do not have to grind against it, mount it, or give yourself a dead arm trying to get off. You simply lie back with your legs open, align the oval opening of the silicone head with your clitoris, hit the power button and wait for the magic. You might have to apply some light pressure at first to make sure that your clitoris is fully “absorbed” into the device, but once you find the perfect position for it, get ready for fireworks!

The Womanizer provides a completely new and different type of stimulation, comparable to receiving oral sex from a skilled partner. At a lower intensity, it feels like gentle kisses against your clitoris; as you increase the power, it starts to feel more like a firm sucking.

I’m usually a power girl. When I get a sex toy, I crank it up to maximum speed to see what it’s working with, but I only made it to level 2 (out of 5!) with the Womanizer before I was knocking out multiple O’s. I was impressed with how quickly and easily this toy was able to get me turned on, while still being so gentle and not intrusive. From the minute I hit that power button, I was IN. A handful of orgasms later, I knew I was hooked.

If you’re looking for a pleasure product that is effective and efficient, The Womanizer needs to be the next addition to your goodie drawer. It has one goal and one goal only, to provide you with intense and speedy orgasms, which it does exquisitely. Even if you don’t orgasm the first time, you will still enjoy the pleasurable sucking sensations! I would recommend this toy to any on-the-go, orgasm-loving lady, or really anyone with a clitoris and 15 minutes to kill. 100% lust and good feelings, guaranteed!

 

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Comment “I Want a Womanizer” below between now and July 31st 2015, for a chance to win.  Winner will be chosen at random and contacted on or around August 3rd.  Must be 18+ to enter, and provide photo ID to receive product.

 

 

 

About The Author

Dr. Emily Morse

Emily Morse is a sexologist with a doctorate in human sexuality, and is the host of the top downloaded podcast, Sex With Emily. Emily is cofounder of Emily & Tony, the author of Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight, and a weekly cohost of Loveline With Dr. Drew Pinsky.

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